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[evil_one275]

list of crazy questions for people to try and answer, have fun

Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
Do prison buses have emergency exits?
If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?
Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol (e.g. drunk-driving) if they have eaten someone who was drunk?
Why is it that before 9/11 they always showed the emergency broadcast system test, and on 9/11 they never used it?

[SPKuja]

Let's have a go then

Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
Probably only the cross, cus christians beleive they have the one true religion, therefore only the cross is holy, not the star of David!

Do prison buses have emergency exits?
In England, probably, they love to be health and safety consious over her, evento the extend of idiocy!

If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?
I should certainly hope so

Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol (e.g. drunk-driving) if they have eaten someone who was drunk?
Depends how much the guy he ate had drunk?

Why is it that before 9/11 they always showed the emergency broadcast system test, and on 9/11 they never used it?
Lets face it, no one pays attention to those broadcasts any way

Probably not great answers, but all the same

[Uforia77]

Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
No, they avoid neither, they only avoid people who dont have money

Do prison buses have emergency exits?
yes, but they are heavily guarded by this guy-
http://hickfarm.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/sniper-cat.jpg

If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?
yes, they are classified as an asset xD

Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol (e.g. drunk-driving) if they have eaten someone who was drunk?
no, they'll eat the cop too =|

Why is it that before 9/11 they always showed the emergency broadcast system test, and on 9/11 they never used it?
I'm not going to answer this question, because a lot of people take offence to my conspiracy theory regarding this... and i dont want to risk offending people...

My answers all be the truth! i swears!

[GGLucas]

Have you looked at your hands lately ? Dude, they must be huuuge. They can touch anything but themselves.

[SPKuja]

Have you looked at your hands lately ? Dude, they must be huuuge. They can touch anything but themselves.

That made next to no sense for me lol

[GGLucas]

I was making a reference to how stoners usually come up with things like this

The hands thing is a reference to multiple tv series where they had stoned people say it. Futurama had Lrrr say it after he ate a hippy.

[Uforia77]

haha, i was trying to think of where i'd heard it before... i knew it was a stoner referance, but i couldnt remember the scenario...
trying to find the vid now, lol

[SPKuja]

I don't associate with stoners lol They smell funny!

[Uforia77]

lol, unfortunately i went out with an emo stoner for almost a month... i really wish i could take that month back for my life, lol...

ahh well, i came out better educated, lol

[SPKuja]

Even worse... an Emo stoner! That's almost as bad as a hippie!

[Uforia77]

haha, actually, i know some hippies that are actually pretty cool...

i think i'd rate them much higher than my ex, lol